-Don't put your dress pants in the dryer. Or the washing machine. They will shrink. Alot.
-Never tell someone that they snore. It will hurt their feelings.
-Don't flip your pancakes over until the air bubbles stop popping.
-If you've already put your contacts in and you can't figure out why everything is blurry, double check to make sure you haven't put two contacts in one eye.
Sunday, August 1, 2010
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