I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.
How are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?
Was learning cursive really necessary?
MapQuest really needs to start their directions on #5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
Bad decisions make good stories.
I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of MS Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my 10 pg technical report that I swear I did not make any changes to.
I think the freezer deserves a light as well.
I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.
Sometimes I'll look down at my watch three consecutive times still not know what time it is.
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