Sunday, August 1, 2010

Knowledge is power.

-Don't put your dress pants in the dryer. Or the washing machine. They will shrink. Alot.

-Never tell someone that they snore. It will hurt their feelings.

-Don't flip your pancakes over until the air bubbles stop popping.

-If you've already put your contacts in and you can't figure out why everything is blurry, double check to make sure you haven't put two contacts in one eye.

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