1.) The clicking noise on an old stove is not the low setting.
2.) If you ship something via FedEx, make sure to write down the tracking number. The FedEx people cannot look up your package with your username or account.
3.) Before you send an email make sure you read it carefully. Try not to mess up three times on someone...
4.) Do not attempt an escalator on crutches. Not a good idea.
5.) Hamburger Helper is a good way to learn how to cook.
6.) Every girl needs a red purse.