Tuesday, May 11, 2010

Wisdom.

51. It's probably best not to buy a big bag of Pita chips from Costco. They taste too good and the bag is too big.

52. Texting while driving is not a good idea.

53. Never take more than two benadryll at one time. It's hard to wake back up!

54. Always buy less fruit than you think you'll need. You don't want it to go bad before you can eat it all!

55. You can't change people, they have to first want to change themselves.

56. Never tell someone that they smell bad, especially on Mother's Day.

57. If it seems too good to be true, it probably is.

58. Always check a reusable water bottle before you drink from it, someone might have spit their gum in the bottom of it. You might want to see that before you fill it back up again.

59. If you wave to people when you try to switch lanes in traffic, it will make them happy.

60. Purchase new tennis shoes every 4-5 months and your feet will thank you.

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